Driver Profile

Wild West modified tour win
One time I blew up a Brinn Transmission and replaced it with a fresh Brinn Transmission

Not Poking through the toilet paper

Getting wrecked on lap 1

Finishing 6th place on a very consistent basis

Riding passenger with Brickwall Jadwin during a white out blizzard and making it home to the family.

Watching Hody Corton use ECS turns 1/2 as a slip and slide.

Replacing a Toto toilet with an American Standard Cadet Pro

All of the sewer mains I've cut and gotten out Dook Free

Shit'n
Wip'n Azz

Dookin Long
Dookin Hard

Starting fires.
Putting out fires.

Setting up tents
Taking down tents

Running Red lights.

Driving 8 MPH under the speed limit.

Working on sport compacts. (Engine 4)

Racing for the spot before the scale pads

Bert Reynolds
Rert Beynolds
Ert Breynolds